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*for those who understand the coding . . he/she might find a stupid joke behind all these posting of pictures. . . hahaha*

WAHAHAHAHA . . . I AM BACK . . sorry for my blog readers . . for my long break from blogging . . the break is caused mainly due to doing mani poly stuffs and some bo liao stuffs . .
Anyway . . for compensation of being away for so long . . i sincerely apologize for my blog readers and also . . another compensation is to show my picture . .

This picture is taken somewhere in Singapore . . hmm . . around orchard road . . it is very clear and so u all should roughly get how i look like . .





















This is me




I am actually at the around the middle .. the one with the blue pants . . not navy blue but kinda sky blue . . i am wearing white shirt and my hair is black . . with these 3 clues . . all of u should know where i am la . .


Looks like all of u know how i look liao . . i hope my looks wont be ugly enough to actually drive u readers away . . just like Ou De Yang . . whose songs are so good . . and everyone supported him until he showed his face . . sad case huh . . i still love his songs . . hahaha



Many people had thought . . . wow . . anime characters are all so cute and pretty . . no pimples . . perfect skin complexion . . i wanna be them!!! . . . what i can say that if these animated characters happen to be in reality!! . . in real life! . . . will they be good? . . anime turning reality . . today i will post about this topic


There are actually many type of anime in this world . . so i will introduce them one by one

1st Pokemon (Pikachu and Ash):




This anime is SOoOoOooOOoOOoOo good that even ME use to be fan of this anime . . and girls of my age . . or above my age . . or much more above my age . . or much much more above my age . . likes the yellow rat called PIKACHU . . BECAUSE . . they say it is so so so so so so cute . . which two me is just a yellow rat with 2 things sticking out of its head . . and keep on saying pika pika pika pika until it irritates mi so much tat i actually turn off the volume when watching the pokemon series . .


However .. since they are so good in anime . . cuteness and coolness . . will they be real good if they turn to reality? . . lets see the half reality and half animated picture of them . . to see the contrast




A picture of ash commanding his pikachu to use lightning bolt .. its so cool for them to turn to real life . . however is not completely real yet as we can see . . look at how serious ash looks when commanding his pikachu . . wow . . pikachu still have his cuteness aura around . . i bet more girls will start to love pikachu after see this . .

Ok enough of this . . and now we shall see the fully real PIKACHU!! . . .





We will see Pikachu 40 years ago . .





As we all notice . . all living things in the world will get old . . and eventually die due to old age . . it will be the same for the animated characters and so . . i will show how pikachu look in the reality after today . .








In reality . . pikachu will still turn old . . and become as cute as this one (above pic) . . he most probably is waiting for his owner ash to finish his business in the toilet . . this pikachu most probably is chained with the metal pole at his back . . poor thing . . ash is so cruel to his pet . .

After looking at the pictures .. i can say that . . pikachu in the reality looks much better than in the animated series . . hope this post will be shown in around the world . . and so the reality series of pokemon will exist . . lets hope some day .. we will be able to see the reality series of pokemon . .



Ok lets carry on with the 2nd animated character . . and tats . . DORAEMON!!!



2nd DORAEMON:



Remember this little blue rat doraemon? . . yes . . this is the one anime which i always watch when i was around 7 years old .. this is so cool . . anything can be taken out from the small little pocket of doraemon . . many people had also been a fan of this anime like mi when we are young . . so wat if it became a reality?


Lets see . .


In reality . . doraemon will become old someday too . . like the pikachu . . but Doraemon is much more health conscious than pikachu . . and so he trained himself up . .







This is how he looks when he grows up . . his body became very well toned . . and so . . shows a very very very good body . . bet he attracted many girls with this look . . looks strong huh . . .


No matter wat . . the pocket still exist . .




3rd Chun Li of Street Fighter:






Remember her? . .Chun Li of Street Fighter . . she is also famous due to her good fighting skills and also . . as one of the main characters in the game Street Fighter . . look at her . . no pimples . . so chio . . white skin . . but will she look tat good in reality ? . . lets see . .













OMG . . SHE LOOKS MUCH BETTER THAN THE PREVIOUS ONE . . look her sexy legs . . so much sexier than the the previous one . . imagine . . if she do helicopter kick on the opponent . . wow . . the opponent will be happy as well as fortunate being hit by his/her sexy legs!! If i KNOW her in real life .. I CONFIRM JIO HER AH!!! . .



Ok . . i can feel tat some people is drooling over CHun Li now . . but tell u all wat . . SHE's MINE! . . GETS UR EYES OFF HER AND MOVE TO THE NEXT ONE . .



4th Wu Kong of DragonBall series:





Sun Wu Kong of dragonball series . . this guy fights so well tat he can actually destroys Earth . . look at his muscles . . so define . . and his looks . . look so man with his yellow spiked hair . . real powerful looking huh? . . lets look at him in the reality . . will he be better or worse? . .










Omg This is definitely betteR~!!!!. . . spikey hair and defined muscles!! . . .sometimes i tink that they are much more compatible wif my chun li . . i tink i should let them together . . they are more compatible with one another . . . so sad for me . . but . . lets not talk about this anymore . . there are still many good girls around me . . for example . . the SAILORMOONS!!



5th Sailormoon:






Remember them? . . these few girls once rocked our world~ . . .hahaha . . these giris looked really good . . nice complexion and moreover . . are young and energetic while having the power to save the day~~ . . . So . . how will they look like if they turn into reality . . . . lets see . .







OMG they looks sOooO good that i start to tink . . maybe i should give up chun li and look for them . . as i said . . sun wu kong suits chun li more . . wow . . i happen to have one of their hp number . . lucky me~~ . . i am so so so happy about this . .



For those people who dun believe that these animated characters looks so good even if they comes to reality . . dun be sad . . thus being jealous of them . . we are suppose to be happy with every small little things in our life and start to thank the god that we actually existed in this world . . dun believe? . . look at the video below and u will noe why i say that

Thanx to de freaking haze .. i have to on my air-conditioner to in order to breathe cleaner air . . PSI 140 to 150 de pass fews days . . very sian one . .


cannot go down to jog summore. . i didn jog for 2 weeks liao le . . sian . . stupid haze . .

Please .. singaporeans . . those who are reading this blog .. i request all of u to blow de air . . towards de sea . . then we can blow away de haze . .











Most of us had pets before .. and we know that those animals are adorable . . and they require our effort to be taken care of . . however there are a few bunch of bastards and bitches in de world tat abused them . .

today i will show one of de horrible people who abused them . .

she is quite notorious for her videos of killing kitties had been spread to all over de world ..


******BE WARNED . . de photos may be disturbing . . ********



In this pic . . we can see that this woman . . is trying to pet de kitty .. look . . so cute . . so small .. a newborn!

however if she reallie does pet de kitty . . it reallie contradicts her behaviour because of her shirt . . leopard de skin de pattern . .hahaha a cat too . .




This one shows that she is going to put de kitty down . . and leave it there and just walk away . . but that is not the case . . see her face we know something is not rite liao . . so cunning . . so sly . . so bitchy . . so watever





A close-up pic of de cat looking painfully cute . . its expression is like . . " got milk??? " . . . hahahahaa



This pic is de back view of when de torturing and killing starts . . the cruel woman . . uses her high heel shoes and start to crush de cat's ribs . . it is reallie cruel . . in de video which i am not going to show . . it records de sound of de sound of de cat purring . . and de sound crushing ribs . . extreme gore




she then uses her shoe . . to poke de cat's mouth . . then de eye . . . . look at de cat . . it cant resist at all . . its hell for it . .




now de woman then uses her shoe . . to continue mainly on de cat's eye . . can be seen that dat woman obviously wans its eyeball to be dug out . . so cruel . . . imagine people try to use de shoe to poke ur eye . . and u cant resist at all . .



look . . de stick when into de right eye of de cat . . and de eyeballs came out from de left eye . . this is dam cruel . . got a feeling that de cat is not dead yet . . meaning it is still suffering . .





This pic shows wat happens after de eyeball came out . . as the brain is located near de eyeball . . so de brain got crushed and get expelled out of de head thru de eye too . . de pink colour thing in de red blood is de brain of de cat's . . dam cruel . .




You may think that de woman had stopped .. but . . not yet . .






she continued de torture until de cat no longer moves .. and she left it there . . dying on de road . . de video and pics of her act had been circulating in de world . .


de people who find this cruel had began their search for this woman . .


oh ya . . please help to keep a look out for her too . . next i will show her pic . .



As de pic doesnt include her full body . . so i will use my special skills again . . to draw her body . . using accurate measurement of her head . . to the ratio of her estimated body . . this requires years of experience and skills to be able to do it . . so please . . for peopleout there . . dun tink it is easy . .





















I estimated her as a woman . . so i gave her boobs . . and i can say that she has no figure at all . so . . erhm . .






How can she do this?! . . cats are so adorable . . for thos people who dun tink cats are cute . . this videos is for all of u . . u may change ur mind . .


Cute Cat




Please . . dun abandon pets . . and protect them from abuse . .

I will post a . . kinda small post today . . . . i will make up for it next time . . hahahaha

This post is mainly to tell my dear readers . . that . . the very very very disgusting pic displayed in the plastic surgery de post tat time . . had a video!!! . .

this is the link below
http://urbanlegends.about.com/library/bl_breast_larvae.htm

please prepare urself . . hahaha . .





Our life is great . . wonderful . . enjoyable . . hahaha . . but who gave us our life? . . thats our parents . .


Many people had realised that we haf to be filial to our own parents. . however some haf not . .

Jay zhou had composed some songs like . . ye ye pao de zha . . wai po . . one of the popular songs nowadays which is called ting ma ma de hua ( listen to your mother ). .

everyone de parents had took up de job of taking care of us . . and so . . please repay them in the future . .


No matter who are we. . humans . . or animals . . we still owe the most to our parents . . they teach us wats appropriate and wats not for us . . for example . . the pic below . . tells us that they always noe wat is the best for us . .



What we always say . . or do . . reallie affect the others .. today . . i shall tell you why all of us . . must be sensitive and always think before what we say . .

examples of misunderstandings and insensitivity . . . ( in a serious tone )

Example 1 :



This advertisement from the PSP ( Playstation Portable) which refers to . . who cares about the black psp when white psp is coming? . .

for people who cant see the meaning behind it . . i will explain in 1 simple word . . RACISM . .

however this the company got sued for using this advertisement and so its been removed .. hohohoho




Example 2:




hmm . . i dun tink i need to explain anything about what this picture means liao . . hahaha . .

this is one big example of not being sensitive enough . .


Example3:





Shoo Shoo . . go away . .




Example 4:

This vid tells everything







After looking at the examples. . we now noe that misunderstanding will not only hurt the ones around us . . it will also hurt ourselves too . .

Sorry for the "not updating for 4 days" . . . but com'on . . which guy will update enthuly ( enthusiastically . . hope i spell correctly . . who cares man . . hahaha ) to uploading guys pic into the their blog posts . . . so to compensate to the long waiting of some people .. this post will be . . erhm . . a kinda long one . .


the post today i will make . . will only contain guys de pics .. ( no girl pics . . sorry for the guys. . and cheer for the girls . . aiyah . . guys be gentleman abit bah . . hahaha . . since my last few posts all girls pic de . . hahaha)


In the 4 days . . i made quite alot of research . . .



mi and my friends went to bedok jetty to fishing . . we reached there at around 9 pm . . and decided to thon fishing there . . meaning stay overnight over there . .


The wind . . big big sia there . . very cold at the night . . woohOOO~~~. . .

however we didn manage to catch any fishes there so we decided to go away at 6 am . . but . . at 6 am . . SUDDENLY SO MANI FISHES MAN . . TAT WE CANT BEAR TO GO UNTIL 11am . . but few of my friends cannot take it liao . . so we decided to go . . look at the fish we caught~!!!





my frien yonggang playing the the dead fish . . so sad . . anyway i played wif him too . . anyway i will not post my pic wif the fishes in the blog cause i dun wan to . . hahahaha . .



dunno why when fishes die .. all die with mouth wide open . . looks like they are cursing us when we are fishing them . . watever . .




all the small fishes . . wahhaha .. tats our day of fishing de result . . hohoho(hohoho with mouth shape similar to the dead fishes)



Last few days . . we looked at the top 6 of the virtual girls . . today . . we will look at the top 7 virtual guys . . personally i wont feel like banging my head . . cause i didn reallie care so much about my looks(com'on . . my looks are combination of my mama and papa de looks . . . ) . . wahahahahhaa

Some points i will look at to positioning them . . is looks . . manliness . .and some basic requirement to being a good guy . . one perfect example i will show to demonstrate a perfect guy . . will be bruce lee



The pic i show u here is how bruce lee demonstrate his manliness .. and no mercy to his opponent. . just like the pic said . . the guy got pwned!!(look at where bruce lee land his fist on . .


however . . how i position the guys . . is all my judgement . . no girl is being ask to give mi opinion . . so it might dissappoint the girls abit . . hahaha

POSITION 7: Kira Yamato of Gundam Seed



This guy . . despite being a cry baby . . is always popular among de girls in the anime . . in the anime . . he is a world saviour . . to make sure that peace can be met in the lands . .



he is the pilot of this gundam . . due to realising tat life is precious . . he always aim for the leg . . head or the hands of robot(mobile suit) of his enemy . . however due to the pilot is always sitting at the cock pit of the mobilesuit . . so the person will be alright if no shots are targetted at the chest of the mobile suit . .


his looks isnt tat impressive . . but the "aura" he has is very attracive. . so i rate him position 7~~



Position 6:Alucard from the game castlevania



This fellow is the son of dracula . . and wanted to kill his father due to his father being a big big big big big big villain . . wahahahah . . his character is completely different from the dracula . . oh yes . . he's a vampire too . . hahaha



this pic shows the pic of his father. . called dracula . . anyway one way to tell us that alucard has totally different character from his father. . is the name . .


look at . . dracula . . is spell D-R-A-C-U-L-A . . and Alucard is totally opposite . . spelled as A-L-U-C-A-R-D . . spelled backwards of dracula . . cool huh?

anyway enough of position 6 . . lets look at position 5 . .


Position 5:Uchiha Itachi from the comic Naruto . .





Itachi is a talented ninja in the comic naruto . . anyway i not reallie a fan to this comic . . so i dun wanna elaborate on this . . wait i say anything wrongly ah . . people will criticise me . . then hack my blog . . then change the blog . . then more people see . . more people buei song .. then keep changin and changing until the blog go berserk and boom! . . gone . .



wat is the most attractive of this person other than being very talented in the comic? . . . is his eyes lor . . like some moron who forgot to dig his eyes for sh!t . . then got eye sh!t jamming on his eyeball . . wahahaha ..


enough!! . . position 4!!!



Position 4:Vincent Valentine from final fantasy 7 . .





This guy is way too cool to be in final fantasy 7 . . he's a vampire too . . hahahah . . with the red cloak and always looking so mysterious . . moreover . . using a gun as weapon . . many players who played FF7 treated him like their main character . .

however its a pity for someone being so so so cool to be displayed in such a not cool graphics in final fantasy 7 . . so square-enix decided to remake it . . in final fantasy 7 advent children . .



This pic reallie made quite mani people crazy over him . . mainly gamers. . girls use his pic as display pic in msn . . hoping that this guy is their boy frien . . and guys use this pic as their display pic too . . hoping that they are this guy . . hahahahaha . .




this guy . . although always shows a cool side of him . . he surely has a cute side of him too . . hahaha



Position 3:Squall Of final fantasy 8




This guy is attractive due to 3 main reasons . . 1 reason is tat he is cool . . 2nd reason is that he has a very handsome looks . . hahaha . . and the 3rd reason is the scar on his face . . when he first came out in final fantasy 8 . . mani of my friends wanted to make a scar on their face just to look like him . . com'on man . . in real life . . if reallie got scar looks more ugly than handsome . . like loan shark like tat . .



this is how he looks in the side view . . nice face features and nice hairstyle huh? . . this game .. is more of a romance . . than fantasy story . . maybe a romantic fantasy story to describe it . .

because this game . . de storyline mainly is about him and a girl called Rinoa Heartily . .



this girl actually i wanted to rate in the top few positions in the top 6 girls de . . but . . i forgotten about her . . haha . . rinoa and squall is very compatible . . hahaha . . anyway look carefully . . rinoa looks like she got black hair .. however she dyed her few strands of hair gold inside her black hair . . very nice . . hahaha





they . . same as vincent . . has a cute side too . . dunno who draw de . . got so much time to do tat . .


Position 3 again . . : Sephiroth of final fantasy 7



This guy here is very powerful in the game . . however . . ever since he noe that he's just a clone .. he started to hate the person who created him . . and before he knew it . . he starts to hate de world . .

due to his hatred and power . . and most probably his white hair . . made mani guys admiring him . .



this pic shows sephiroth in the remake of him in advent children . . however i dun wanna show his closeup view . . cause kinda ugly . . hahaha

i rate him as position 3 also . . cause i notice his attractiveness is kinda on par wif squall . .

Now we will look at positon 2 . .

Position 2:Cloud Strife of final fantasy 7



This guy is boyfrien of Tifa . . hahaha . . hmm . . i tink u all shud noe why i rated him as position 2 le ba . . i guess i no need to intro him much too liao . . i can say more than 80 percent of de people in singapore noe who he is liao . .



this is how he looks in the remake in advent children . . cool sia . . yellow spiky hair riding a motor cycle wif a big big sword . . hahaha

this guy also appeared in other game . .



one of the game is called kingdom hearts . . he appeared in secret scene . . i heard my frien said . . cloud in kingdom hearts of style of both himself and vincent . . the red cloak bla bla . . its like combination of 2 characters . .


Ok lets look at who is put position 1 !!!!




Position 1:



He is none other than Barney! . . the creator of barney made a big risk of making him purple . . however this risk did pay off!!! . . it reallie made it famous . . com'on . . who in singapore dunno who's barney!!!

He is such a family guy that he likes to sing a song . .

I love u . .u love me . .
we are a happy family . .
with a great great hug and a kiss from me to u . .
wont u say u love me too . .

omg .. this personality of him reallie earned the hearts of many~ . . he is no doubt the number 1!! . .



he is surely liked by many . . and he is always surrounded by friends~ . . hotstuff huh . . i bet one of these dinosaur friends on him is in love wif him secretly . .secret admirer in a barney de show huh . . cool . .



he is even being liked by adults~ . . old young . . girl boy . . all like him!! . . very attractive!!


anyway i will like to post a vid to show handsome dude driving car . . . for those who are interested . . dun mind spending some time from ur life watching it . . its eye candy~ . .

too fast too furious


For guys . . who are not so manly . . dun feel sad . . shaolin temple always provide u skills tat boost ur manliness . . and tats de "Golden egg skill"! .

wanna noe more about it? . . look at the vid below . .


Golden Groin Skill



if interested in learning it . . please call 6777 3777 . . .