Sorry for the "not updating for 4 days" . . . but com'on . . which guy will update enthuly ( enthusiastically . . hope i spell correctly . . who cares man . . hahaha ) to uploading guys pic into the their blog posts . . . so to compensate to the long waiting of some people .. this post will be . . erhm . . a kinda long one . .


the post today i will make . . will only contain guys de pics .. ( no girl pics . . sorry for the guys. . and cheer for the girls . . aiyah . . guys be gentleman abit bah . . hahaha . . since my last few posts all girls pic de . . hahaha)


In the 4 days . . i made quite alot of research . . .



mi and my friends went to bedok jetty to fishing . . we reached there at around 9 pm . . and decided to thon fishing there . . meaning stay overnight over there . .


The wind . . big big sia there . . very cold at the night . . woohOOO~~~. . .

however we didn manage to catch any fishes there so we decided to go away at 6 am . . but . . at 6 am . . SUDDENLY SO MANI FISHES MAN . . TAT WE CANT BEAR TO GO UNTIL 11am . . but few of my friends cannot take it liao . . so we decided to go . . look at the fish we caught~!!!





my frien yonggang playing the the dead fish . . so sad . . anyway i played wif him too . . anyway i will not post my pic wif the fishes in the blog cause i dun wan to . . hahahaha . .



dunno why when fishes die .. all die with mouth wide open . . looks like they are cursing us when we are fishing them . . watever . .




all the small fishes . . wahhaha .. tats our day of fishing de result . . hohoho(hohoho with mouth shape similar to the dead fishes)



Last few days . . we looked at the top 6 of the virtual girls . . today . . we will look at the top 7 virtual guys . . personally i wont feel like banging my head . . cause i didn reallie care so much about my looks(com'on . . my looks are combination of my mama and papa de looks . . . ) . . wahahahahhaa

Some points i will look at to positioning them . . is looks . . manliness . .and some basic requirement to being a good guy . . one perfect example i will show to demonstrate a perfect guy . . will be bruce lee



The pic i show u here is how bruce lee demonstrate his manliness .. and no mercy to his opponent. . just like the pic said . . the guy got pwned!!(look at where bruce lee land his fist on . .


however . . how i position the guys . . is all my judgement . . no girl is being ask to give mi opinion . . so it might dissappoint the girls abit . . hahaha

POSITION 7: Kira Yamato of Gundam Seed



This guy . . despite being a cry baby . . is always popular among de girls in the anime . . in the anime . . he is a world saviour . . to make sure that peace can be met in the lands . .



he is the pilot of this gundam . . due to realising tat life is precious . . he always aim for the leg . . head or the hands of robot(mobile suit) of his enemy . . however due to the pilot is always sitting at the cock pit of the mobilesuit . . so the person will be alright if no shots are targetted at the chest of the mobile suit . .


his looks isnt tat impressive . . but the "aura" he has is very attracive. . so i rate him position 7~~



Position 6:Alucard from the game castlevania



This fellow is the son of dracula . . and wanted to kill his father due to his father being a big big big big big big villain . . wahahahah . . his character is completely different from the dracula . . oh yes . . he's a vampire too . . hahaha



this pic shows the pic of his father. . called dracula . . anyway one way to tell us that alucard has totally different character from his father. . is the name . .


look at . . dracula . . is spell D-R-A-C-U-L-A . . and Alucard is totally opposite . . spelled as A-L-U-C-A-R-D . . spelled backwards of dracula . . cool huh?

anyway enough of position 6 . . lets look at position 5 . .


Position 5:Uchiha Itachi from the comic Naruto . .





Itachi is a talented ninja in the comic naruto . . anyway i not reallie a fan to this comic . . so i dun wanna elaborate on this . . wait i say anything wrongly ah . . people will criticise me . . then hack my blog . . then change the blog . . then more people see . . more people buei song .. then keep changin and changing until the blog go berserk and boom! . . gone . .



wat is the most attractive of this person other than being very talented in the comic? . . . is his eyes lor . . like some moron who forgot to dig his eyes for sh!t . . then got eye sh!t jamming on his eyeball . . wahahaha ..


enough!! . . position 4!!!



Position 4:Vincent Valentine from final fantasy 7 . .





This guy is way too cool to be in final fantasy 7 . . he's a vampire too . . hahahah . . with the red cloak and always looking so mysterious . . moreover . . using a gun as weapon . . many players who played FF7 treated him like their main character . .

however its a pity for someone being so so so cool to be displayed in such a not cool graphics in final fantasy 7 . . so square-enix decided to remake it . . in final fantasy 7 advent children . .



This pic reallie made quite mani people crazy over him . . mainly gamers. . girls use his pic as display pic in msn . . hoping that this guy is their boy frien . . and guys use this pic as their display pic too . . hoping that they are this guy . . hahahahaha . .




this guy . . although always shows a cool side of him . . he surely has a cute side of him too . . hahaha



Position 3:Squall Of final fantasy 8




This guy is attractive due to 3 main reasons . . 1 reason is tat he is cool . . 2nd reason is that he has a very handsome looks . . hahaha . . and the 3rd reason is the scar on his face . . when he first came out in final fantasy 8 . . mani of my friends wanted to make a scar on their face just to look like him . . com'on man . . in real life . . if reallie got scar looks more ugly than handsome . . like loan shark like tat . .



this is how he looks in the side view . . nice face features and nice hairstyle huh? . . this game .. is more of a romance . . than fantasy story . . maybe a romantic fantasy story to describe it . .

because this game . . de storyline mainly is about him and a girl called Rinoa Heartily . .



this girl actually i wanted to rate in the top few positions in the top 6 girls de . . but . . i forgotten about her . . haha . . rinoa and squall is very compatible . . hahaha . . anyway look carefully . . rinoa looks like she got black hair .. however she dyed her few strands of hair gold inside her black hair . . very nice . . hahaha





they . . same as vincent . . has a cute side too . . dunno who draw de . . got so much time to do tat . .


Position 3 again . . : Sephiroth of final fantasy 7



This guy here is very powerful in the game . . however . . ever since he noe that he's just a clone .. he started to hate the person who created him . . and before he knew it . . he starts to hate de world . .

due to his hatred and power . . and most probably his white hair . . made mani guys admiring him . .



this pic shows sephiroth in the remake of him in advent children . . however i dun wanna show his closeup view . . cause kinda ugly . . hahaha

i rate him as position 3 also . . cause i notice his attractiveness is kinda on par wif squall . .

Now we will look at positon 2 . .

Position 2:Cloud Strife of final fantasy 7



This guy is boyfrien of Tifa . . hahaha . . hmm . . i tink u all shud noe why i rated him as position 2 le ba . . i guess i no need to intro him much too liao . . i can say more than 80 percent of de people in singapore noe who he is liao . .



this is how he looks in the remake in advent children . . cool sia . . yellow spiky hair riding a motor cycle wif a big big sword . . hahaha

this guy also appeared in other game . .



one of the game is called kingdom hearts . . he appeared in secret scene . . i heard my frien said . . cloud in kingdom hearts of style of both himself and vincent . . the red cloak bla bla . . its like combination of 2 characters . .


Ok lets look at who is put position 1 !!!!




Position 1:



He is none other than Barney! . . the creator of barney made a big risk of making him purple . . however this risk did pay off!!! . . it reallie made it famous . . com'on . . who in singapore dunno who's barney!!!

He is such a family guy that he likes to sing a song . .

I love u . .u love me . .
we are a happy family . .
with a great great hug and a kiss from me to u . .
wont u say u love me too . .

omg .. this personality of him reallie earned the hearts of many~ . . he is no doubt the number 1!! . .



he is surely liked by many . . and he is always surrounded by friends~ . . hotstuff huh . . i bet one of these dinosaur friends on him is in love wif him secretly . .secret admirer in a barney de show huh . . cool . .



he is even being liked by adults~ . . old young . . girl boy . . all like him!! . . very attractive!!


anyway i will like to post a vid to show handsome dude driving car . . . for those who are interested . . dun mind spending some time from ur life watching it . . its eye candy~ . .

too fast too furious


For guys . . who are not so manly . . dun feel sad . . shaolin temple always provide u skills tat boost ur manliness . . and tats de "Golden egg skill"! .

wanna noe more about it? . . look at the vid below . .


Golden Groin Skill



if interested in learning it . . please call 6777 3777 . . .

Anyone can explain why pubic hair is such a turn-off? . . .


i cant explain it myself verbally . . however i can illutrate why it is soOooOo such a turn-off . .

the following pic will explain it for me . .





after looking at the pic . . i tink i no need to explain le ba . .


I surf the net . . and suddenly got a message from my frien . . kinda interesting . . it says . . go to www.lovecalculator.com . . then type Ah Bian and Taiwan


This is the result . .

http://www.lovecalculator.com/love.php?name1=Ah+Bian&name2=Taiwan

00% . . double zero summore!!


anyway . . back to today's topic . . many people complained to me that one of my previous posts is very disgusting and so . . i will post more pleasant items into my blog . . to repay my sins~

I will posts the top 6 virtual most attractive female characters.

How its being carefully judged is purely by my fellow singaporean friends . . and me of course. .

however please. . for those girls out there . . who keep wondering if why i keep posting pictures which will only attract the guys and making the girls jealous . . well . . i will post the top 6 virtual guys the next post ok . . be patient . . hahahaha



Now i will post the current position 6 of the most attractive female virtual character ..



Position 6 :





Yuna from final fantasy x . . she is attractive due to her character in the game and most of all . . the looks . . wearing the jap kimono makes her more feminine and it reallie attract the guys in singapore . . some of my friends are reallie mad over her and when we talk about the game . . 80 percent is mostly talking about her . .

I will show her pic in another perspective . .



This photo is a scene of her getting married to a villain and ever since then . . the villain had been bad-mouthed by my friends . . although is virtual . . it reallie makes my friends so jealous . . i dunno why . . dun ask me . . hahaha




pic of her 2 years later . . appeared in final fantasy x-2 . . .

however she loses her level of attractiveness quite greatly . . mainly due to having a slimer face and body . .

from this . . i can actually conclude that . . guys in singapore actually gets attracted by girls with more flesh . . than those girls who are so thin that they looks 2d . .( 2 - dimensional)


She got a boyfriend . . and thats Tidus




Pic of him . . however he came from the future . . so not counted as a boyfriend ba . .

(this pic my frien used it for dartboard liao. . he keep missing the face . . i tried to use dart and throw him also . . got right onto his eyes . . wahahaha)


Enough of position 6 and lets look at position 5 . .


Position 5 :




Lucy from Elfen lied . .

This girl is an experimental subject in the story . . due to mutation of human . . she was borned having special power . . . having few invincible invisible hands which is made up by UV rays . . and can cut anything . . including humans . .

This story is very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very disgusting . . so for those people who doesnt like blood and gore . . shud skip the first episode. . hahaha

very interesting storyline . . creator of INUYASHA created this anime . . however its m18 . . tats the reason why its not so popular in singapore . .it only has 13 episodes so it will be a quick one . . not as draggy as other animes . .

This girl have 2 personality due to injuring her head . .


1 personality is being too cute to be true . . due to her innocence and she completely doesnt knows how to talk when she is in this cute form . . hahaha . .
however, due to her keep saying the word "nyuu" . . she is called nyuu in this form . .




This pic shows her in a cute form . . in the story . . when she is in this personality . . often gets bullied by the researchers and some military officers . .





This pic shows her in a evil form . . in this form . . she has a mindset that all normal humans are evil . . dun ask me why . . the story is kinda complicated and so u have to watch the anime to understand why . .


Surprisingly . . despite her evil personality . . she has a BOYFRIEND!! .. his boyfrien looks kinda scared of camera so i haf to search a long time for his picture . . however i found it . .


his name is kouta ^^ . . a normaly looking guy but he treats girls realli reallie good .. making him very popular among the girls in the story


Enough of position 5 . . lets proceed to position 4!!



POSITION 4:





Rikku of final fantasy x-2


This girl has a face that mani people cant forget . . the smile which can make mani guys rewind their media player to see it again . . hahaha

no doubt that she has the sweetest smile and the nicest figure among the virtual girls . . she always wears a yellow bikini . . yellow g-string with a short skirt running all around the places

(Banana in pajamas . .)




dunno wat the creator of her is thinking . .



this pic shows her acting cute unknowingly . . hahahahah . . anyway. . please. . girls dun start to bang ur head yet . . as u will not bang so hard at the moment . . see more pictures then consider banging ur head ok???





hahaa .. this is wat i mean by her smile .. anyway . . she is the only one who is not attached . . hahaha


LETS LOOK AT POSITION 3:



Lacus Clyne from gundam seed and gundam seed destiny . .


Although she is not 3d . . she certainly has the power to grab the attention of many many many singaporeans due to having a very calm attitude . . always wanting to uphold justice and world peace . . and also having a sweet singing voice . . (damnit . . theres no such girl in the real world!!!)



This pic shows her commanding an airship . . she is the captain . . beauty. . personality . . talent . . and confidence . .

(damnit . . theres no such girl in the real world!!!)



her wearing another outfit? . . . nevermind . . lets look at who is her boyfriend . .



Kira Yamato . .


a very talented pilot who always protect her whenever in trouble . . bla bla . . and others. . (typical hero and heroine storyline la . .)

surprisingly . . he's the only one who . . haf such a great girl as his life partner and guys wont hate de . .


finally . . position 2 . .


POSITION 2:


I guess many people had guessed it liao la . . ever since final fantasy advent children out . . tifa had always been the one!! ..



her looks . . her looks . . just her looks can liao . . hahaha


(sorry ah girls . . i dun tink u all wanna bang ur head la . . u all maybe thinking tat just jump off from building will be a faster way . . huh? . . hahaha )



close up close up . . hahah . . no pimples . . no wrinkles . . no bla bla . .
(PLEASE USE SK-II . . oh ya . . maybe no more currently in the market . . hahaha)




her boyfrien called Cloud Strife . . a handsome dude too . . hahahaha . .

(wah i type until sian liao . . back to my C++ programming better)

FINALLY . . POSITION 1!!!










POSITION 1:





CHIO RITE . . SIBEI CHIO LOR . . my frien use my laptop see her pic . . TAKE OFF PANTS,FANTASIZE AND EJACULATE ON THE SPOT AH!! . .

having long and black hair,nice figure . . white skin . . she is certainly number 1 (even her clothes proves it) . .


Alright .. i will post the tops for guys characters . . next time .. hahaha . . before i end . .i will life to dedicate this song to the virtual girls . . and also . . the girls in the reality . . keep ur smile . . this blog is just for joke . . hahaha

You are really hot

Went to an indonesia restaurant in orchard . . . because my bro says tat the restaurant de food is good . .

so we ordered a curry fish head and their signature dish . . fried beancurd . . WHICH COST a total of 50 DOLLARS!!! . . WAT THE HELL!!! . . DAMNIT MAN . .

since i paid so much for it . . . so i will haf to convince myself that the food is hot . .

so i TELL MYSELF . . THE FOOD IS HOT . . .THE FOOD IS DELICIOUS . .





(pic of the so called completed meal in the restaurant) . .



THEN I NOTICE THAT I CANT FINISH ALL AND FINALLY THINKS THAT THE FOOD IS STILL HOT AND DELICIOUS . . AS HOT AND DELICIOUS AS (below)






And to not ruin the reputation of the restaurant .. so i must declare something that





IS NOT THE NAME OF THE RESTAURANT OK?!






Many people tot that plastic surgery is no good and it is for beautiful people to become more beautiful . . however . . some people reallie needs the treatment as it can save their life .. the following pictures will tell you why i say that it will save their life . .


example 1:




This baby was born wif a rabbit mouth and if something is not being done to him . . he wont be able to get a girlfrien in the future . . ( or boyfrien? . . or both? . . i dunno . . i always fails at telling the sex of a baby . .)

However look! .. the plastic surgery CHANGED HIS LIFE!! . . HE IS SO FREAKING HANDSOME . . . or pretty? . . or both? . . (i always suck in telling the sex of baby)

and so .. this is one of the example i say plastic surgery save people's life . . another pic i gonna show will tell u


(Oh ya . . trust me . . i am good in telling an adult is female or male)

Example 2:



i tink i no need to say which one is before which one is after le ba . .

anyway . .LOOK! . . she HAS a big and small eye before the surgery . .BUT LOOK . .

SHE LOOK MUCH BETTER AFTER SURGERY . . i bet SHE WILL GET A boyfrien easily wif tat look! .. at least a one night stand . .


Now i will talk about the most infamous surgery . . about enhancing breast . . watever ..

Example 3:




this person seriously needs a breast lifting . . IT IS EVEN WORSE THAN PAPAYA! . .

however .. look how she looks like after she went for the surgery~





LOok! . . this is gooD man!! . . how can a papaya become this?! . . this person was amazed about how her figure became so good .. so she decided to do it again! . .
the pic i gonna show will show her devil figure after the 2nd enhancement ..





LOOK! . . after the 2nd plastic surgery . . it did change her life by alot . .



Last example:

(before)




This person . . too . . need a serious breast enhancement . . so she hesitated for a long time .. but in the end . . still accepted the surgery . .and she upgraded herself~ . .

(after)




Look at the confidence in her . . she reallie did upgraded herself! . . i bet she must be very happy wif her figure now . .








After these few followings . . now that you know plastic surgery isnt bad at all. . however . . please . . i dun encourage plastic surgery and i also dun discourage it either . .

I reallie know that after seeing the examples . . u will haf the urge to go to the change ur looks or figure by going to plastic surgery . . but please . . tink twice .. its expensive. .




Finally . . a video to show


People can be happy being average looking too