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2007-03-23T11:28:00.000-07:00

NOT FOR FAINTHEARTED . .

PHOTO OF F1 ACCIDENT

nice? . . got the idea from my friend

2007-02-24T12:40:00.000-08:00

The Earth is round~ . . .

small post by the way . . .

*for those who understand the coding . . he/she might find a stupid joke behind all these posting of pictures. . . hahaha*

2006-11-25T09:06:00.000-08:00

WAHAHAHAHA . . . I AM BACK . . sorry for my blog readers . . for my long break from blogging . . the break is caused mainly due to doing mani poly stuffs and some bo liao stuffs . .
Anyway . . for compensation of being away for so long . . i sincerely apologize for my blog readers and also . . another compensation is to show my picture . .

This picture is taken somewhere in Singapore . . hmm . . around orchard road . . it is very clear and so u all should roughly get how i look like . .

This is me

I am actually at the around the middle .. the one with the blue pants . . not navy blue but kinda sky blue . . i am wearing white shirt and my hair is black . . with these 3 clues . . all of u should know where i am la . .

Looks like all of u know how i look liao . . i hope my looks wont be ugly enough to actually drive u readers away . . just like Ou De Yang . . whose songs are so good . . and everyone supported him until he showed his face . . sad case huh . . i still love his songs . . hahaha

Many people had thought . . . wow . . anime characters are all so cute and pretty . . no pimples . . perfect skin complexion . . i wanna be them!!! . . . what i can say that if these animated characters happen to be in reality!! . . in real life! . . . will they be good? . . anime turning reality . . today i will post about this topic

There are actually many type of anime in this world . . so i will introduce them one by one

1st Pokemon (Pikachu and Ash):

This anime is SOoOoOooOOoOOoOo good that even ME use to be fan of this anime . . and girls of my age . . or above my age . . or much more above my age . . or much much more above my age . . likes the yellow rat called PIKACHU . . BECAUSE . . they say it is so so so so so so cute . . which two me is just a yellow rat with 2 things sticking out of its head . . and keep on saying pika pika pika pika until it irritates mi so much tat i actually turn off the volume when watching the pokemon series . .

However .. since they are so good in anime . . cuteness and coolness . . will they be real good if they turn to reality? . . lets see the half reality and half animated picture of them . . to see the contrast

A picture of ash commanding his pikachu to use lightning bolt .. its so cool for them to turn to real life . . however is not completely real yet as we can see . . look at how serious ash looks when commanding his pikachu . . wow . . pikachu still have his cuteness aura around . . i bet more girls will start to love pikachu after see this . .

Ok enough of this . . and now we shall see the fully real PIKACHU!! . . .

We will see Pikachu 40 years ago . .

As we all notice . . all living things in the world will get old . . and eventually die due to old age . . it will be the same for the animated characters and so . . i will show how pikachu look in the reality after today . .

In reality . . pikachu will still turn old . . and become as cute as this one (above pic) . . he most probably is waiting for his owner ash to finish his business in the toilet . . this pikachu most probably is chained with the metal pole at his back . . poor thing . . ash is so cruel to his pet . .

After looking at the pictures .. i can say that . . pikachu in the reality looks much better than in the animated series . . hope this post will be shown in around the world . . and so the reality series of pokemon will exist . . lets hope some day .. we will be able to see the reality series of pokemon . .

Ok lets carry on with the 2nd animated character . . and tats . . DORAEMON!!!

2nd DORAEMON:

Remember this little blue rat doraemon? . . yes . . this is the one anime which i always watch when i was around 7 years old .. this is so cool . . anything can be taken out from the small little pocket of doraemon . . many people had also been a fan of this anime like mi when we are young . . so wat if it became a reality?

Lets see . .

In reality . . doraemon will become old someday too . . like the pikachu . . but Doraemon is much more health conscious than pikachu . . and so he trained himself up . .

This is how he looks when he grows up . . his body became very well toned . . and so . . shows a very very very good body . . bet he attracted many girls with this look . . looks strong huh . . .

No matter wat . . the pocket still exist . .

3rd Chun Li of Street Fighter:

Remember her? . .Chun Li of Street Fighter . . she is also famous due to her good fighting skills and also . . as one of the main characters in the game Street Fighter . . look at her . . no pimples . . so chio . . white skin . . but will she look tat good in reality ? . . lets see . .

OMG . . SHE LOOKS MUCH BETTER THAN THE PREVIOUS ONE . . look her sexy legs . . so much sexier than the the previous one . . imagine . . if she do helicopter kick on the opponent . . wow . . the opponent will be happy as well as fortunate being hit by his/her sexy legs!! If i KNOW her in real life .. I CONFIRM JIO HER AH!!! . .

Ok . . i can feel tat some people is drooling over CHun Li now . . but tell u all wat . . SHE's MINE! . . GETS UR EYES OFF HER AND MOVE TO THE NEXT ONE . .

4th Wu Kong of DragonBall series:

Sun Wu Kong of dragonball series . . this guy fights so well tat he can actually destroys Earth . . look at his muscles . . so define . . and his looks . . look so man with his yellow spiked hair . . real powerful looking huh? . . lets look at him in the reality . . will he be better or worse? . .

Omg This is definitely betteR~!!!!. . . spikey hair and defined muscles!! . . .sometimes i tink that they are much more compatible wif my chun li . . i tink i should let them together . . they are more compatible with one another . . . so sad for me . . but . . lets not talk about this anymore . . there are still many good girls around me . . for example . . the SAILORMOONS!!

5th Sailormoon:

Remember them? . . these few girls once rocked our world~ . . .hahaha . . these giris looked really good . . nice complexion and moreover . . are young and energetic while having the power to save the day~~ . . . So . . how will they look like if they turn into reality . . . . lets see . .

OMG they looks sOooO good that i start to tink . . maybe i should give up chun li and look for them . . as i said . . sun wu kong suits chun li more . . wow . . i happen to have one of their hp number . . lucky me~~ . . i am so so so happy about this . .

For those people who dun believe that these animated characters looks so good even if they comes to reality . . dun be sad . . thus being jealous of them . . we are suppose to be happy with every small little things in our life and start to thank the god that we actually existed in this world . . dun believe? . . look at the video below and u will noe why i say that

2006-10-08T11:19:00.000-07:00

Thanx to de freaking haze .. i have to on my air-conditioner to in order to breathe cleaner air . . PSI 140 to 150 de pass fews days . . very sian one . .

cannot go down to jog summore. . i didn jog for 2 weeks liao le . . sian . . stupid haze . .

Please .. singaporeans . . those who are reading this blog .. i request all of u to blow de air . . towards de sea . . then we can blow away de haze . .

Most of us had pets before .. and we know that those animals are adorable . . and they require our effort to be taken care of . . however there are a few bunch of bastards and bitches in de world tat abused them . .

today i will show one of de horrible people who abused them . .

she is quite notorious for her videos of killing kitties had been spread to all over de world ..

******BE WARNED . . de photos may be disturbing . . ********

In this pic . . we can see that this woman . . is trying to pet de kitty .. look . . so cute . . so small .. a newborn!

however if she reallie does pet de kitty . . it reallie contradicts her behaviour because of her shirt . . leopard de skin de pattern . .hahaha a cat too . .

This one shows that she is going to put de kitty down . . and leave it there and just walk away . . but that is not the case . . see her face we know something is not rite liao . . so cunning . . so sly . . so bitchy . . so watever

A close-up pic of de cat looking painfully cute . . its expression is like . . " got milk??? " . . . hahahahaa

This pic is de back view of when de torturing and killing starts . . the cruel woman . . uses her high heel shoes and start to crush de cat's ribs . . it is reallie cruel . . in de video which i am not going to show . . it records de sound of de sound of de cat purring . . and de sound crushing ribs . . extreme gore

she then uses her shoe . . to poke de cat's mouth . . then de eye . . . . look at de cat . . it cant resist at all . . its hell for it . .

now de woman then uses her shoe . . to continue mainly on de cat's eye . . can be seen that dat woman obviously wans its eyeball to be dug out . . so cruel . . . imagine people try to use de shoe to poke ur eye . . and u cant resist at all . .

look . . de stick when into de right eye of de cat . . and de eyeballs came out from de left eye . . this is dam cruel . . got a feeling that de cat is not dead yet . . meaning it is still suffering . .

This pic shows wat happens after de eyeball came out . . as the brain is located near de eyeball . . so de brain got crushed and get expelled out of de head thru de eye too . . de pink colour thing in de red blood is de brain of de cat's . . dam cruel . .

You may think that de woman had stopped .. but . . not yet . .

she continued de torture until de cat no longer moves .. and she left it there . . dying on de road . . de video and pics of her act had been circulating in de world . .

de people who find this cruel had began their search for this woman . .

oh ya . . please help to keep a look out for her too . . next i will show her pic . .

As de pic doesnt include her full body . . so i will use my special skills again . . to draw her body . . using accurate measurement of her head . . to the ratio of her estimated body . . this requires years of experience and skills to be able to do it . . so please . . for peopleout there . . dun tink it is easy . .

I estimated her as a woman . . so i gave her boobs . . and i can say that she has no figure at all . so . . erhm . .

How can she do this?! . . cats are so adorable . . for thos people who dun tink cats are cute . . this videos is for all of u . . u may change ur mind . .

Cute Cat

Please . . dun abandon pets . . and protect them from abuse . .

2006-10-03T03:45:00.000-07:00

I will post a . . kinda small post today . . . . i will make up for it next time . . hahahaha

This post is mainly to tell my dear readers . . that . . the very very very disgusting pic displayed in the plastic surgery de post tat time . . had a video!!! . .

this is the link below
http://urbanlegends.about.com/library/bl_breast_larvae.htm

please prepare urself . . hahaha . .

Our life is great . . wonderful . . enjoyable . . hahaha . . but who gave us our life? . . thats our parents . .

Many people had realised that we haf to be filial to our own parents. . however some haf not . .

Jay zhou had composed some songs like . . ye ye pao de zha . . wai po . . one of the popular songs nowadays which is called ting ma ma de hua ( listen to your mother ). .

everyone de parents had took up de job of taking care of us . . and so . . please repay them in the future . .

No matter who are we. . humans . . or animals . . we still owe the most to our parents . . they teach us wats appropriate and wats not for us . . for example . . the pic below . . tells us that they always noe wat is the best for us . .

What we always say . . or do . . reallie affect the others .. today . . i shall tell you why all of us . . must be sensitive and always think before what we say . .

examples of misunderstandings and insensitivity . . . ( in a serious tone )

Example 1 :

This advertisement from the PSP ( Playstation Portable) which refers to . . who cares about the black psp when white psp is coming? . .

for people who cant see the meaning behind it . . i will explain in 1 simple word . . RACISM . .

however this the company got sued for using this advertisement and so its been removed .. hohohoho

Example 2:

hmm . . i dun tink i need to explain anything about what this picture means liao . . hahaha . .

this is one big example of not being sensitive enough . .

Example3:

Shoo Shoo . . go away . .

Example 4:

This vid tells everything

After looking at the examples. . we now noe that misunderstanding will not only hurt the ones around us . . it will also hurt ourselves too . .

2006-09-30T22:16:00.000-07:00

Sorry for the "not updating for 4 days" . . . but com'on . . which guy will update enthuly ( enthusiastically . . hope i spell correctly . . who cares man . . hahaha ) to uploading guys pic into the their blog posts . . . so to compensate to the long waiting of some people .. this post will be . . erhm . . a kinda long one . .

the post today i will make . . will only contain guys de pics .. ( no girl pics . . sorry for the guys. . and cheer for the girls . . aiyah . . guys be gentleman abit bah . . hahaha . . since my last few posts all girls pic de . . hahaha)

In the 4 days . . i made quite alot of research . . .

mi and my friends went to bedok jetty to fishing . . we reached there at around 9 pm . . and decided to thon fishing there . . meaning stay overnight over there . .

The wind . . big big sia there . . very cold at the night . . woohOOO~~~. . .

however we didn manage to catch any fishes there so we decided to go away at 6 am . . but . . at 6 am . . SUDDENLY SO MANI FISHES MAN . . TAT WE CANT BEAR TO GO UNTIL 11am . . but few of my friends cannot take it liao . . so we decided to go . . look at the fish we caught~!!!

my frien yonggang playing the the dead fish . . so sad . . anyway i played wif him too . . anyway i will not post my pic wif the fishes in the blog cause i dun wan to . . hahahaha . .

dunno why when fishes die .. all die with mouth wide open . . looks like they are cursing us when we are fishing them . . watever . .

all the small fishes . . wahhaha .. tats our day of fishing de result . . hohoho(hohoho with mouth shape similar to the dead fishes)

Last few days . . we looked at the top 6 of the virtual girls . . today . . we will look at the top 7 virtual guys . . personally i wont feel like banging my head . . cause i didn reallie care so much about my looks(com'on . . my looks are combination of my mama and papa de looks . . . ) . . wahahahahhaa

Some points i will look at to positioning them . . is looks . . manliness . .and some basic requirement to being a good guy . . one perfect example i will show to demonstrate a perfect guy . . will be bruce lee

The pic i show u here is how bruce lee demonstrate his manliness .. and no mercy to his opponent. . just like the pic said . . the guy got pwned!!(look at where bruce lee land his fist on . .

however . . how i position the guys . . is all my judgement . . no girl is being ask to give mi opinion . . so it might dissappoint the girls abit . . hahaha

POSITION 7: Kira Yamato of Gundam Seed

This guy . . despite being a cry baby . . is always popular among de girls in the anime . . in the anime . . he is a world saviour . . to make sure that peace can be met in the lands . .

he is the pilot of this gundam . . due to realising tat life is precious . . he always aim for the leg . . head or the hands of robot(mobile suit) of his enemy . . however due to the pilot is always sitting at the cock pit of the mobilesuit . . so the person will be alright if no shots are targetted at the chest of the mobile suit . .

his looks isnt tat impressive . . but the "aura" he has is very attracive. . so i rate him position 7~~

Position 6:Alucard from the game castlevania

This fellow is the son of dracula . . and wanted to kill his father due to his father being a big big big big big big villain . . wahahahah . . his character is completely different from the dracula . . oh yes . . he's a vampire too . . hahaha

this pic shows the pic of his father. . called dracula . . anyway one way to tell us that alucard has totally different character from his father. . is the name . .

look at . . dracula . . is spell D-R-A-C-U-L-A . . and Alucard is totally opposite . . spelled as A-L-U-C-A-R-D . . spelled backwards of dracula . . cool huh?

anyway enough of position 6 . . lets look at position 5 . .

Position 5:Uchiha Itachi from the comic Naruto . .

Itachi is a talented ninja in the comic naruto . . anyway i not reallie a fan to this comic . . so i dun wanna elaborate on this . . wait i say anything wrongly ah . . people will criticise me . . then hack my blog . . then change the blog . . then more people see . . more people buei song .. then keep changin and changing until the blog go berserk and boom! . . gone . .

wat is the most attractive of this person other than being very talented in the comic? . . . is his eyes lor . . like some moron who forgot to dig his eyes for sh!t . . then got eye sh!t jamming on his eyeball . . wahahaha ..

enough!! . . position 4!!!

Position 4:Vincent Valentine from final fantasy 7 . .

This guy is way too cool to be in final fantasy 7 . . he's a vampire too . . hahahah . . with the red cloak and always looking so mysterious . . moreover . . using a gun as weapon . . many players who played FF7 treated him like their main character . .

however its a pity for someone being so so so cool to be displayed in such a not cool graphics in final fantasy 7 . . so square-enix decided to remake it . . in final fantasy 7 advent children . .

This pic reallie made quite mani people crazy over him . . mainly gamers. . girls use his pic as display pic in msn . . hoping that this guy is their boy frien . . and guys use this pic as their display pic too . . hoping that they are this guy . . hahahahaha . .

this guy . . although always shows a cool side of him . . he surely has a cute side of him too . . hahaha

Position 3:Squall Of final fantasy 8

This guy is attractive due to 3 main reasons . . 1 reason is tat he is cool . . 2nd reason is that he has a very handsome looks . . hahaha . . and the 3rd reason is the scar on his face . . when he first came out in final fantasy 8 . . mani of my friends wanted to make a scar on their face just to look like him . . com'on man . . in real life . . if reallie got scar looks more ugly than handsome . . like loan shark like tat . .

this is how he looks in the side view . . nice face features and nice hairstyle huh? . . this game .. is more of a romance . . than fantasy story . . maybe a romantic fantasy story to describe it . .

because this game . . de storyline mainly is about him and a girl called Rinoa Heartily . .

this girl actually i wanted to rate in the top few positions in the top 6 girls de . . but . . i forgotten about her . . haha . . rinoa and squall is very compatible . . hahaha . . anyway look carefully . . rinoa looks like she got black hair .. however she dyed her few strands of hair gold inside her black hair . . very nice . . hahaha

they . . same as vincent . . has a cute side too . . dunno who draw de . . got so much time to do tat . .

Position 3 again . . : Sephiroth of final fantasy 7

This guy here is very powerful in the game . . however . . ever since he noe that he's just a clone .. he started to hate the person who created him . . and before he knew it . . he starts to hate de world . .

due to his hatred and power . . and most probably his white hair . . made mani guys admiring him . .

this pic shows sephiroth in the remake of him in advent children . . however i dun wanna show his closeup view . . cause kinda ugly . . hahaha

i rate him as position 3 also . . cause i notice his attractiveness is kinda on par wif squall . .

Now we will look at positon 2 . .

Position 2:Cloud Strife of final fantasy 7

This guy is boyfrien of Tifa . . hahaha . . hmm . . i tink u all shud noe why i rated him as position 2 le ba . . i guess i no need to intro him much too liao . . i can say more than 80 percent of de people in singapore noe who he is liao . .

this is how he looks in the remake in advent children . . cool sia . . yellow spiky hair riding a motor cycle wif a big big sword . . hahaha

this guy also appeared in other game . .

one of the game is called kingdom hearts . . he appeared in secret scene . . i heard my frien said . . cloud in kingdom hearts of style of both himself and vincent . . the red cloak bla bla . . its like combination of 2 characters . .

Ok lets look at who is put position 1 !!!!

Position 1:

He is none other than Barney! . . the creator of barney made a big risk of making him purple . . however this risk did pay off!!! . . it reallie made it famous . . com'on . . who in singapore dunno who's barney!!!

He is such a family guy that he likes to sing a song . .

I love u . .u love me . .
we are a happy family . .
with a great great hug and a kiss from me to u . .
wont u say u love me too . .

omg .. this personality of him reallie earned the hearts of many~ . . he is no doubt the number 1!! . .

he is surely liked by many . . and he is always surrounded by friends~ . . hotstuff huh . . i bet one of these dinosaur friends on him is in love wif him secretly . .secret admirer in a barney de show huh . . cool . .

he is even being liked by adults~ . . old young . . girl boy . . all like him!! . . very attractive!!

anyway i will like to post a vid to show handsome dude driving car . . . for those who are interested . . dun mind spending some time from ur life watching it . . its eye candy~ . .

too fast too furious

For guys . . who are not so manly . . dun feel sad . . shaolin temple always provide u skills tat boost ur manliness . . and tats de "Golden egg skill"! .

wanna noe more about it? . . look at the vid below . .

Golden Groin Skill

if interested in learning it . . please call 6777 3777 . . .

2006-09-26T17:28:00.000-07:00

Anyone can explain why pubic hair is such a turn-off? . . .

i cant explain it myself verbally . . however i can illutrate why it is soOooOo such a turn-off . .

the following pic will explain it for me . .

after looking at the pic . . i tink i no need to explain le ba . .

I surf the net . . and suddenly got a message from my frien . . kinda interesting . . it says . . go to www.lovecalculator.com . . then type Ah Bian and Taiwan

This is the result . .

http://www.lovecalculator.com/love.php?name1=Ah+Bian&name2=Taiwan

00% . . double zero summore!!

anyway . . back to today's topic . . many people complained to me that one of my previous posts is very disgusting and so . . i will post more pleasant items into my blog . . to repay my sins~

I will posts the top 6 virtual most attractive female characters.

How its being carefully judged is purely by my fellow singaporean friends . . and me of course. .

however please. . for those girls out there . . who keep wondering if why i keep posting pictures which will only attract the guys and making the girls jealous . . well . . i will post the top 6 virtual guys the next post ok . . be patient . . hahahaha

Now i will post the current position 6 of the most attractive female virtual character ..

Position 6 :

Yuna from final fantasy x . . she is attractive due to her character in the game and most of all . . the looks . . wearing the jap kimono makes her more feminine and it reallie attract the guys in singapore . . some of my friends are reallie mad over her and when we talk about the game . . 80 percent is mostly talking about her . .

I will show her pic in another perspective . .

This photo is a scene of her getting married to a villain and ever since then . . the villain had been bad-mouthed by my friends . . although is virtual . . it reallie makes my friends so jealous . . i dunno why . . dun ask me . . hahaha

pic of her 2 years later . . appeared in final fantasy x-2 . . .

however she loses her level of attractiveness quite greatly . . mainly due to having a slimer face and body . .

from this . . i can actually conclude that . . guys in singapore actually gets attracted by girls with more flesh . . than those girls who are so thin that they looks 2d . .( 2 - dimensional)

She got a boyfriend . . and thats Tidus

Pic of him . . however he came from the future . . so not counted as a boyfriend ba . .

(this pic my frien used it for dartboard liao. . he keep missing the face . . i tried to use dart and throw him also . . got right onto his eyes . . wahahaha)

Enough of position 6 and lets look at position 5 . .

Position 5 :

Lucy from Elfen lied . .

This girl is an experimental subject in the story . . due to mutation of human . . she was borned having special power . . . having few invincible invisible hands which is made up by UV rays . . and can cut anything . . including humans . .

This story is very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very very disgusting . . so for those people who doesnt like blood and gore . . shud skip the first episode. . hahaha

very interesting storyline . . creator of INUYASHA created this anime . . however its m18 . . tats the reason why its not so popular in singapore . .it only has 13 episodes so it will be a quick one . . not as draggy as other animes . .

This girl have 2 personality due to injuring her head . .

1 personality is being too cute to be true . . due to her innocence and she completely doesnt knows how to talk when she is in this cute form . . hahaha . .
however, due to her keep saying the word "nyuu" . . she is called nyuu in this form . .

This pic shows her in a cute form . . in the story . . when she is in this personality . . often gets bullied by the researchers and some military officers . .

This pic shows her in a evil form . . in this form . . she has a mindset that all normal humans are evil . . dun ask me why . . the story is kinda complicated and so u have to watch the anime to understand why . .

Surprisingly . . despite her evil personality . . she has a BOYFRIEND!! .. his boyfrien looks kinda scared of camera so i haf to search a long time for his picture . . however i found it . .

his name is kouta ^^ . . a normaly looking guy but he treats girls realli reallie good .. making him very popular among the girls in the story

Enough of position 5 . . lets proceed to position 4!!

POSITION 4:

Rikku of final fantasy x-2

This girl has a face that mani people cant forget . . the smile which can make mani guys rewind their media player to see it again . . hahaha

no doubt that she has the sweetest smile and the nicest figure among the virtual girls . . she always wears a yellow bikini . . yellow g-string with a short skirt running all around the places

(Banana in pajamas . .)

dunno wat the creator of her is thinking . .

this pic shows her acting cute unknowingly . . hahahahah . . anyway. . please. . girls dun start to bang ur head yet . . as u will not bang so hard at the moment . . see more pictures then consider banging ur head ok???

hahaa .. this is wat i mean by her smile .. anyway . . she is the only one who is not attached . . hahaha

LETS LOOK AT POSITION 3:

Lacus Clyne from gundam seed and gundam seed destiny . .

Although she is not 3d . . she certainly has the power to grab the attention of many many many singaporeans due to having a very calm attitude . . always wanting to uphold justice and world peace . . and also having a sweet singing voice . . (damnit . . theres no such girl in the real world!!!)

This pic shows her commanding an airship . . she is the captain . . beauty. . personality . . talent . . and confidence . .

(damnit . . theres no such girl in the real world!!!)

her wearing another outfit? . . . nevermind . . lets look at who is her boyfriend . .

Kira Yamato . .

a very talented pilot who always protect her whenever in trouble . . bla bla . . and others. . (typical hero and heroine storyline la . .)

surprisingly . . he's the only one who . . haf such a great girl as his life partner and guys wont hate de . .

finally . . position 2 . .

POSITION 2:

I guess many people had guessed it liao la . . ever since final fantasy advent children out . . tifa had always been the one!! ..

her looks . . her looks . . just her looks can liao . . hahaha

(sorry ah girls . . i dun tink u all wanna bang ur head la . . u all maybe thinking tat just jump off from building will be a faster way . . huh? . . hahaha )

close up close up . . hahah . . no pimples . . no wrinkles . . no bla bla . .
(PLEASE USE SK-II . . oh ya . . maybe no more currently in the market . . hahaha)

her boyfrien called Cloud Strife . . a handsome dude too . . hahahaha . .

(wah i type until sian liao . . back to my C++ programming better)

FINALLY . . POSITION 1!!!

POSITION 1:

CHIO RITE . . SIBEI CHIO LOR . . my frien use my laptop see her pic . . TAKE OFF PANTS,FANTASIZE AND EJACULATE ON THE SPOT AH!! . .

having long and black hair,nice figure . . white skin . . she is certainly number 1 (even her clothes proves it) . .

Alright .. i will post the tops for guys characters . . next time .. hahaha . . before i end . .i will life to dedicate this song to the virtual girls . . and also . . the girls in the reality . . keep ur smile . . this blog is just for joke . . hahaha

You are really hot

2006-09-23T15:18:00.000-07:00

Went to an indonesia restaurant in orchard . . . because my bro says tat the restaurant de food is good . .

so we ordered a curry fish head and their signature dish . . fried beancurd . . WHICH COST a total of 50 DOLLARS!!! . . WAT THE HELL!!! . . DAMNIT MAN . .

since i paid so much for it . . . so i will haf to convince myself that the food is hot . .

so i TELL MYSELF . . THE FOOD IS HOT . . .THE FOOD IS DELICIOUS . .

(pic of the so called completed meal in the restaurant) . .

THEN I NOTICE THAT I CANT FINISH ALL AND FINALLY THINKS THAT THE FOOD IS STILL HOT AND DELICIOUS . . AS HOT AND DELICIOUS AS (below)

And to not ruin the reputation of the restaurant .. so i must declare something that

IS NOT THE NAME OF THE RESTAURANT OK?!

Many people tot that plastic surgery is no good and it is for beautiful people to become more beautiful . . however . . some people reallie needs the treatment as it can save their life .. the following pictures will tell you why i say that it will save their life . .

example 1:

This baby was born wif a rabbit mouth and if something is not being done to him . . he wont be able to get a girlfrien in the future . . ( or boyfrien? . . or both? . . i dunno . . i always fails at telling the sex of a baby . .)

However look! .. the plastic surgery CHANGED HIS LIFE!! . . HE IS SO FREAKING HANDSOME . . . or pretty? . . or both? . . (i always suck in telling the sex of baby)

and so .. this is one of the example i say plastic surgery save people's life . . another pic i gonna show will tell u

(Oh ya . . trust me . . i am good in telling an adult is female or male)

Example 2:

i tink i no need to say which one is before which one is after le ba . .

anyway . .LOOK! . . she HAS a big and small eye before the surgery . .BUT LOOK . .

SHE LOOK MUCH BETTER AFTER SURGERY . . i bet SHE WILL GET A boyfrien easily wif tat look! .. at least a one night stand . .

Now i will talk about the most infamous surgery . . about enhancing breast . . watever ..

Example 3:

this person seriously needs a breast lifting . . IT IS EVEN WORSE THAN PAPAYA! . .

however .. look how she looks like after she went for the surgery~

LOok! . . this is gooD man!! . . how can a papaya become this?! . . this person was amazed about how her figure became so good .. so she decided to do it again! . .
the pic i gonna show will show her devil figure after the 2nd enhancement ..

LOOK! . . after the 2nd plastic surgery . . it did change her life by alot . .

Last example:

(before)

This person . . too . . need a serious breast enhancement . . so she hesitated for a long time .. but in the end . . still accepted the surgery . .and she upgraded herself~ . .

(after)

Look at the confidence in her . . she reallie did upgraded herself! . . i bet she must be very happy wif her figure now . .

After these few followings . . now that you know plastic surgery isnt bad at all. . however . . please . . i dun encourage plastic surgery and i also dun discourage it either . .

I reallie know that after seeing the examples . . u will haf the urge to go to the change ur looks or figure by going to plastic surgery . . but please . . tink twice .. its expensive. .

Finally . . a video to show

People can be happy being average looking too

2006-09-21T13:52:00.000-07:00

This post is to remind all my blog readers that i had recently added a cosplay vid of cardcaptor sakura in my September 20, 2006 post . . hope u all will like it . .

anyway i dun wanna waste a post . . so i decided to post 1 more cock here . . .

Bao and Noodles

---(pic of bao)---

---(pic of noodle)---

Chapter One

One day, noodle quarrel with meat bao(bun). They had a fight but bao was too clumsy and lost badly. He was very angry and he told noodle to stay behind if he has the guts and he'll get his pals to assist him.

Meat bao went to find bread, man tou, jian bao etc to get them to reinforce him. Along the way, they sawmaggi mee. They ah bish ah bish ah bish and beat maggi mee up and maggi mee beri puzzled why he kena beatenup.

He said, "Why u all beat me? What have I done to deserve this?"The meat bao said, "Noodle! Dun think u perm your hair then cannot recognise u!"

Chapter Two

Maggi mee, who was beaten up for no reason, was very angry. So he went to find bee hoon, udon, friednoodles etc to seek revenge.But on the way, they met small bao. Maggi mee looked at small bao for a while then told his brothers,

“Bra-der! Whack him!" Maggi mee whack small bao harder & harder.After the noodles family has left, they asked Maggi Mee why he hated small bao so much and beat him up so badly.Maggi mee said. "

At first wanna teach him a small lesson only, but then see him act cute, made me so angry."

Chapter Three

The more small bao thought of it, the more buay song he was. So, he found the bao family to whack Maggimee.Then they found ying shi juan (noodles covered with bun).

They brought him back as hostage and were aboutto put him on the stove to force him to talk when the bao head said, "That's not noodles! That's our undercover!"

Chapter Four

The family of bao and noodles are now enemies and they have gang fights whenever they see each other. Oneday, the noodles family was having a walk when they saw char siew bao alone.Seeing the good chance, all of them attacked him.

The noodles family shouted, "Beat him hard hard! Don'tgive chance just because he's vomiting blood!"

Chapter Five

Poor char siew bao, with his injuries, went to the bao headquarters to look for help. All the bao family wasactivated and together with red bean bao, green bean bun etc. they went to seek revenge.

All the passerbys siam them as they look like they will kill.They saw french fries jalan jalan along, shopping. The bao family attacked him. The bao head shouted, "Noodlepeople still wear gold go shopping! Whack him!!!"

Chapter Six

Finally, the bao family manage to kidnap noodle, the one who started up the whole show, and brought himback to the bao headquarter.All the baos took turns to whack him. At the end, the chief of baos - dua bah bao took a final roll overnoodle before they dump him.

When the poor noodle finally went home, none of the family member could recognise him bcoz he is totallydisfigured - flatten. In order not to let the family bear the bad name, he appears as a new member named Mee pok.

ALL THIS WILL NOT HAPPEN IF THE POLICE ARE GOOD IN THE COUNTRY . . BECAUSE A POLICE CAN EVEN WIN A DARTH VADER!!!

The video below shows evidence of how powerful police is . .

Darth Vador vs. Japanese Police

so always think twice before u try to join any gang

2006-09-20T14:29:00.000-07:00

Steve Irvine had left this world . . he got killed by a stingray during a shooting of a documentary . . and many people mourned for his death . .

Since then . . mani dead bodies of stingrays without tail had been found on the seashore by the land of australia and people believed that this is to revenge for Steve Irvine .. lets mourned for the stingrays too . .

Cosplay ( costume play ) is activity which people try to imitate the virtual characters from games .. comics . . or watever by wearing like them . .

I will now show pictures of good cosplayers

Cosplay1 : TIFA from final fantasy advent children

Nice? . . wahahahaha . . she looks good being tifa and i can say . . she looks 80% alike to tifa . . why i rated 80% . . because she has much smaller boobs than tifa . . dun believe me? . . look at this . .

This is the real Tifa . . now u understand why i said tat? If not for the 2 things . . i can say she will be 99.99999999999999999999% similar to tifa . .

lets look at her second pic . .

She looks better with that pose rite? . . wahahaha .. however one thing i cannot stand is that the red ribbon tied to her left arm . . it looks so THICK . . so unreal! . . it looks like some string which is being used to tie newspaper like tat . . it totally ruins her image . .

For girls . . u might think that she dun dare to take close shots rite? . . cause she may not look so good with close shots . . however . . wat i wanna say is tat . . dun try to lie to urself liaoz .. hahaha . . its no use to be jealous for not having such a nice face like her . . wahahahaha . . cause it will be a close-up pic next which i am going to show . . ( good news for the guys huh? EYECANDY!).

haha . . nice? . . nicer de coming~ . . . before the crying . . lets see the last one of hers . .!!

Wahaha . . aiyah . . no need to cry over looks de . .

At least she ( above pic ) still find herself beautiful . .

now i will show pic of the 2nd cosplay : Rikku & Yuna

This are the pics of the real rikku and yuna . . now we shall look at the cosplayer . .

i can say that she looks very alike to the real yuna in this pic . . the shape of the face . . the hair . . bla bla . .except the eyes . . dun haf 1 side green one side blue . . SO FAKE!! . . more pics of her coming up . .

The mic she is holding looks like some mic which can be sold in some mama shop . . then inside contain sweets . . use to eat the sweets. . so nice! . .( ah sorry . . out of topic )

Now let us see the pic of rikku . . same cosplayer . .

her figure is similar to rikku . . but . . i tink her face is rounder than rikku de . . its better for her to cosplay yuna . . hahahah . . more pic of her coming out~ . .

Wah . . i dunno wat to comment liaoz lah . so many pic . . upload till i sian . . one last one for her . .

Rikku in battlescenes . . cool huh? . . but why no monster de ah?!

Ok la . . enough of human cosplay liaoz . . now we will look at some monster de cosplay . .

A cosplayer had taken up the job of cosplaying godzilla .. and he did it! . . he is young but good . . anyway . . i will show the real pic of godzilla first . .

Godzilla shooting some laser . . its best skill . . one more

small version de . . shooting of laser out of the mouth . . .

now i will show the boy's cosplay of godzilla . . TADA!!

this cosplay looks reallie good . . power insert his as5 . . and came out of his mouth and shoots at the mountain . . it looks reallie good . .

The last cosplay . . CARDCAPTOR SAKURA VIDEO . .

(real pic of cardcaptor sakura)

(vid of cardcaptor sakura)

Sakura Cardcaptors Cosplay

Just to add into my COSPLAY post. . .

Hope u all like it . .

2006-09-17T10:04:00.000-07:00

As we all know. . the earth is round and someone got killed long time ago due to making this theory, however we have accepted that fact and forgotten that someone who said that . .

Now let me talk about the shemales . . or people who changed their sex . .

I have a few photos of them and hope all of you can take it . .

FIRSTLY I WILL INTRO . . JAP AH GUA!!!

Wow . . never thought that ah gua can look so good right? . . for those who followed my words and never have the chance to look at this post . . hahaha they are unlucky and stupid . for those who followed my words and look at this post are ignorant and thought they very clever . . . back to the topic . .

the docs had reallie did a job well done on her . . lets give them a round of applause~~ . . because of them . . we will never know whether our partner is a real girl or not . . hooraY~

lets look at the second pic! . . THE KOREAN!!!

wow . . looks better than the real ones . . wonder if they are reallie ah gua or not .. people sent mi these pics .. i still doubt lehz . . nvm la . . jus imagine they are ahgua bah people. . or else the real girls might look down on themselves and start to imagine things .. then go and bang de head . . try to hang themselves . . drink dettol . . bla bla . .

The third PIC . . thailand!!

Many people's favourite until i told them that she is ah gua!!. . .

this one looks like one of my friends .. i dun wanna say who . . however his name starts wif z . . he is not zhifeng . . reallie . . believe me . . i seldom lie de .. =P

(sorry for those who dunno who is zhifeng .. i will post his pic next time in the blog . . stay tuned~)

For now . . we will look at the next one . .

Simply sexy . . isnt she? . . . . or he?

drinking fruit punch . . imagine that the fruit punch is actually spiked .. as some guys wanna do that "thing" wif her . . however take her to somewhere and find out that she has a pointed stick on her body . . . cool huh?

Ok . . the next one . . SINGAPORE ( same country as me!!)

NOT THIS!

but this!!!

wah lan eh . . very scary leh . . singapore also got . . sommore so chio one . . technology may be a bad thing also . . i start to suspect my frien liaoz. . haI~ ..

LAST BUT NOT LEAST . . THE CHINA!!!

my favourite . . this one wears miniskirt and shows his/her beautiful legz . . . . yum yum!nuff said . . she/he is the most seductive de . . and the sexiest . .

2006-09-13T14:06:00.000-07:00

In this world . . there had been many many people talking about ghost and paranormals . . however no one is one hundred percent sure about the existence of the ghostly beings . . so i am here to clear your doubts . . what i am going to show all of you is going to be pictures of their existence taken by cameras and so . . be warned . . it will not be for the weak-hearted . .

Picture 1:

For this picture . . we can see that this theres a black shadowy figure on the bottom right hand corner . . for what i think . . this picture is most probably fake .. meaning people had most probably edited it . . so i can say that this picture is not convincing enough to proof the existence of ghost . . so we will continue to look at the 2nd pic

2nd pic:

For this pic . . we can see that the bed has a shape of someone sitting on it, however it looks reallie fake as who will sit on a bed with the back of the legs sticking so close to the bed? it wont be comfortable this way, however the person who did the editing of photos is quite clever to use to trick to trick others . . however who will ever think though tat he is actually so stupid to tink tat the shape of the bed caused by the ghostly being will be so define . . so i conclude tat this pic is fake . . ( i dunno wat i am talking about also . . however lets look at the pic number 3 )

picture 3:

This picture is kind of fake too . . WHO WILL HAVE SUCH A LOUSY CAMERA SKILLS TO TAKE A PICTURE OF THEIR KID PLAYING AT SUCH A DISTANCE FROM THE CAMERA?!
This pic is definitely a hoax . . enough said

however i am going to show picture 4 . . which looks reallie proves to me that . . in this world .. there are reallie ghostly existence . . here comes picture four

pic 4:

This is the pic . . the yellow ghost creeps me . . it is so convincing . . firstly , it got (i am a ghost ) written on it . . which convinces me that it is a ghost . . secondly, it is transparent . . . thirdly . . it is humanoid . . this is so freaking scary and it doesnt haf signs of any picture editing had been done to it . .

thus i concluded that . . there are reallie existence of these ghostly stuffs and what soever . . so we have to respect them so they will not disturb us . .